Warning-really old, naughty joke
Misquote of Mark Twain : Naughty jokes are OK as long as the humor exceeds the vulgarity.
The Fig Leaf
A man was invited to a masquerade -- and he decided to go as Adam.
He called the costume house and asked that a medium fig leaf be mailed to him. The leaf was received but the man called again and said he was returning the leaf as it was too small and could they send him a "large" -- they did. Another call followed, the man was mailing the large fig leaf back and could they send him the largest fig leaf they had. The costumer sent an XXXLarge. Yet another phone call and the man said the leaf was still too small. To which the exasperated costumer said, "Sir, that's the largest we have. May I suggest you paint yourself red, throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas (petrol) pump."
Blushing slightly the old woman gathers up her skirts and leaves while resisting incredible temptation to crack wise ....
