Wordsmith Talk |
About Us | What's New | Search | Site Map | Contact Us | |||
Register Log In Wordsmith.org Forums General Topics Miscellany
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Q. Why do pipers always walk when they play?
I thought it was to get away from the sound!
Q. What's the difference between a dead piper in the road and a dead
country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Plus, there are skidmarks in front of the country singer.
Some of these I have heard as other musician jokes. That's the wonderful thing about them - many of them are so flexible!
You know how you can get to park in the handicapped spots? Just leave your bagpipes on the dashboard.
I kind of enjoy bagpipes myself, so I hope nobody takes offense. These are offered in good fun. (I play the violin, so if anyone wants to take a stab back, they may! )
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted Max Quordlepleen 08/27/01 10:43 PM Re: Just for fun Rapunzel 08/27/01 11:58 PM Re: Just for fun francais31415 08/28/01 03:23 AM Re: Just for fun tsuwm 08/28/01 04:20 AM Re: Just for fun Faldage 08/28/01 12:16 PM Re: Just for fun Keiva 08/31/01 09:44 PM Re: Just for fun Capital Kiwi 09/01/01 05:27 PM Re: Just for fun of troy 08/28/01 12:07 PM Re: Just for fun wwh 08/28/01 12:17 PM Re: Just for fun francais31415 08/31/01 09:00 PM
Moderated by Jackie
Link Copied to Clipboard
Forum Statistics Forums16Topics13,913Posts229,372Members9,182 Most Online3,341
Dec 9th, 2011
Newest Members Ineffable, ddrinnan, TRIALNERRA, befuddledmind, KILL_YOUR_SUV
9,182 Registered Users
Who's Online Now 0 members (), 381 guests, and 1 robot. Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Top Posters(30 Days) A C Bowden 25
Top Posters wwh 13,858Faldage 13,803Jackie 11,613wofahulicodoc 10,561tsuwm 10,542LukeJavan8 9,919Buffalo Shrdlu 7,210AnnaStrophic 6,511Wordwind 6,296of troy 5,400
Forum Rules · Mark All Read Contact Us · Forum Help · Wordsmith.org