> message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or
> have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
>
>
> My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
> I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
>
> I need to be able to:
>
> Travel back in time.
>
> Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
>
> Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from
> being tampered with again after I go back.
>
> I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
>
> I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do
> not do well through certain types.
>
> I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as
> possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the
> universe of now will cease to exist.
>
> I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or
> government equipment capable of doing just that.
>
> If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along
> with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the
> equipment. Proof must be provided.
>
> Please be advised that any temporal device
> that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well
> as the temporal location.
>
> I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless
> without a vortex.
>
> If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
> where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
> be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation
> these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other
> crystals which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or
> strong enough to make a watch stop this would be great.
>
> I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the
> other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
> either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your
> consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please
> explain how safe and what your method involves.
>
>
>
>
> Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to
> edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
>
>
>
>
>
> Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned
>
> please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@...
>
>
>
> Please do not reply if your an evil alien!


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The Lone Haranguer