>A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

the MP boys used that in a sketch, as well as the famous Chuckles the Clown, and I wondered if they stole it from vaudeville, so I LIU... and what I found was another instantiation of this board software, which I submit w/o further comment.

http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000724-2.html