"What time is it?" someone asked Yogi Berra, and he replied, "You mean now?"

And this from legendary baseball pitcher Satchel Paige, who some claimed broke into the Big Leagues from the old Negro Leagues when he was close to 50 and still pitched his way to a Hall-of-Fame career!:

"How old would you be," Paige asked, "if you didn't know how old you was?"

Source: "Living Legends," Sports Illustrated, July 30, 2001 (current issue)