>>So would you like to be called Mrs. Addict, Miss Addict or Ms. Addict?

I will attempt a weak imitation of Ted and Tsu-nami-wum:

I was on vacation at the Grand Canyon, out in Arizona. I signed up for a trail ride down to the bottom, and who should I find in the party but those two? When we stopped for lunch, Ted began spreading sandwiches and handing them out. Tsuwm said, "Don't you know I have arachibutyrophobia?" Ted replied, "Here's one that's just jelly." And I said, "Oh, how I miss a dictionary."