Are Rhuby and Avy thus driven to drink?
How of me such a Q can you ask?
Don't you realise for UK-based drinkers
Self-drive is an illegal task?

On each trip to the pub, the question I ask I
Is,"Walk there and back, or order a taxi?"

(May I beg, on my knees and before I get up, let
Me have forgiveness for not using a couplet?")