A friend of mine works for a market reasearch company part-time and has told me quite a bit about the jokes they have amongst themselves. With that in mind, I don't have qualms about having a bit of fun when such researcher call. They, like Max, get paid by the hour and so don't mind if their requests are denied.


Q: How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: To get to the other side.