How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

OK, CapK. You're the big California expert now, having been through there and taken the subway and everthang, but.

A) It's not How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

2) It's How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

And the answer is

Þ) Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs