What is big, and hairy, with black and yellow stripes, and has 16 legs?

i don't know either, but you just ate one, it was crawling on the lettuce leaf in your salad!

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple?

finding half a worm

How do you get down off an elephant?

Down? off an elephant? can't! elephants don't have down-- you get down off a goose!


my other obsession