here's an up-to-the-minute (and underwhelming) spotting from today's paper:

Now music scholars will get what they'll wish they hadn't wished for with "Bride of the Wind," Bruce Beresford's painfully careful, historically literal and criminally underwhelming portrait of, among others, classical music's towering late-romantic genius, Gustav Mahler. The movie opened Friday at the Lagoon theater in Minneapolis.

now, for 64¢, which word fits better in the phrase "criminally underwhelming"?