I stole this from http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/fullmonty/282/1-00.html, but decided to post it originally since the page was very slow in downloading and it was buried deep in the document.

"You want to play the American?"

You wear your trousers with a coat of arms on the behind.........
a small coppola (typical Sicilian cap) with its peak lifted up
you go swinging for Tuleto(it must be a place, I guess..) as a bully,since
you want people to notice you !

you want to play the American, the American...
listen to me, what's the use of it?
you want to live fashionably, but if you drink "whisky and Soda", then you
feel dizzy
you dance "rock'n' roll"; you play" baseball".but the money for Camel,who's
gonna give it to you??
Mamma's bag...

You want to play the American,American,but you were born in Italy!!!
listen to me there's nothing to do...Okay Neapolitan
you want to play the American
you want to play the American

How can you know the one who loves you
if you speak with her half American??
when you're making love under the moon,how can it cross your mind and say"I
love you"???
you want to play the American
you want to play the American