Song of the Enthusiast

Mav asks me how the quilting goes
To help me attain new station
But I suspect just answering that
Would end in flagellation
Therefore, I indulge a little rhyme
As I do graduate
To keep the spirit of the thread
"Mav, quilting's going great!"
I hope no one finds this post
To be trivial or obscene
I'm pleased as punch to graduate
Without pulling a Quordlepleen...