B96 -> Old Mama Hubbard
pursuant to spartacus' instruction:
Old Mama Hubbard
Ran to a cupboard
To afford a poor dog a calcium-rich organic matrix.
Alas, upon said arrival
Said cupboard was without occupation
And so poor mr. dog had to go hungry.
Mama took a sparkling dish
To look for an amount of stomach lining
But upon mama's arrival
Mr. Dog was smoking a joint
So, Mama trots out to a Vons
to buy him a ration of fruit
But upon mama's arrival
Mr Dog was playing a grand piccolo
Mama asks Mr. Pillsbury
if a crusty loaf could do
But upon mama's arrival
That poor dog was stiff as a board.
So mama hops to a woodsmith
To buy him a coffin;
But upon mama's arrival
That poor thing was laughing.
So mama frolicks to a hatsmith
to buy him a hat
But upon mama's arrival
Mr. Dog was nourishing his buddy Sir Cat.
So, mama did a curtsy
Mr. Dog did a bow;
Mama said "Your Sycophant"
Mr. Dog said "Bow wow!"
PS: *pout*... i wish i was AnnaS; what an opportunity for anu's "albus"
