[awaits Zildian indignation manifestations]


With the serenity conferred upon me at my elevation, I have realised, as a southpaw living at the top of the world, up here in the Southern Hemisphere, that getting indignant at bottom-dwelling Northerners for their quaint delusions about their spatial reality is akin to getting indignant at USn's for spelling funny. In both cases, they just can't help it, so the elevated (geographically and metaphysically) among us must just smile condescendingly, and not risk inflicting permanent harm by insisting that the deluded abandon their delusions.