What a surprise and a pleasure to find that the generic haiku is useful as well as ornamental. Stephen Fry's is funny too. Is that the same person who plays "Jeeves" on the British television show, or is that Stephen Frey? Anyway, Jeeves is hilarious. Sadly, I am more like Bertie Wooster myself. Credit for the "generic haiku" should be shared with one James Evans, now of Seattle, WA.