Thanks Jackie but i didn't deserve that...

it was just part of a forwarded mail..... :-)
sorry if it was a disappointment.

Here are some others from there:
"Dormitory" - Dirty Room

"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Animosity" - Is No Amity

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it


And finally, I can't resist this eventhough it might not be terribly decent.
It's just too good.

"President Clinton of the USA" : "To copulate he finds interns."

Have fun,
Ayyer