Our cows make Cow Pies.

otherwise known in UK as Country Pancakes. (that is if we are still on matters scatological, or even scatterlogical)

Desperate Dan in the Beano (?Dandy) comic always ate Cow Pie (note the important loss of the "s") with a whole cow in the dish with pastry over it, but you could still see the horns. Not quite as subtle as the snake having eaten the elephant!

Rod