Really veering off the original question, but it's related to Socrates. And it's funny.

Apologies for the long URL, and what it'll do to everybody's window width

http://www.cartoonbank.com/cartoon_closeup.asp?pf_id=45417&dept_id=1001&mscssid=TWGSQ6X04BSR2MD200GPBQXDMEA63MV4