Warning: This mini-scene may be offensive to those afflicted w/ hyper-PC-itis ---
"Well, Jackie, Ol' Podnuh, I guess this is it. I've only got 5 bullets left for Ol' Betsy and we're outnumbered 20 to 1. Been nice knowing you. Wait a minute! Did you hear THAT! (A CLOUD OF DUST,THE THUNDER OF ROARING HOOFBEATS and FAMILIAR U.S. CAVALRY "CHARGE!!!!" BUGLE CALL!)emoticon.

"Max to the rescue!!!! The ever resourceful, ever accomodating Max, always there when needed! DONE!, my friend, and many thanks!" Scribbler turns away and is heard mumbling to himself, "Now if I can JUST figure out how to DO that .... but I'm learning these things. I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN! I THINK........"EXIT