"What makes the sun so bright, Dad?"

"Ehh! - Sorry, I don't rightly know, son"

"How far away is it, exactly, Dad?"

"Well! - I'm not too sure, son - it's a long way!"

"How long would it take to put out the fires up there, Dad?"

"Ohh! I've not the faintest idea, son."

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"Do you mind me asking all these questions?"

"Good Lord, no! If you don't ask, you'll never learn anything, my son!"