A kind lover remarked that a perfect breast should fill a champagne glass(the old fashioned american "saucer" kind, not the continental flute) not a punch bowl.


Your mention of the "wrong" champagne glasses (and even this teetotaller knows that champagne should be drunk from flutes), reminded me of Marie Antoinette.
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