"Darling, please unbutton my frock, and drop it gently to the floor. And if I ever catch you wearing it again...!"

Oh, Ron/b/y--oh, D!--RoD, how funny!

I have to stick my US'n (I do like that abbreviation) preference in again, though we have done this before:
The band was brilliant. It was brilliant.
Your way makes so much sense, but just sounds wrong, wrong, wrong to me.