There was a young man from Nantucket...

Someone appears to have missed part of my original post:

(I'll thank them what's inclined to the smuttier variety of posts to find another outlet for those impulses, unless you've got something really clever)

addendum

In looking at this reply, and getting a private note or two on the matter, I fear I've come down a bit hard here. I just knew that a post about eating oneself would attract a few such comments (as they occured to me), and I thought I'd try to keep us on topic. If I've come across as prudish, aggressive, or otherwise unkind, it wasn't my intent, and in the future I'll rely on our duly-appointed gutter police.