Believe me I was not trying to sneak one in for the Lord.

Thanks, Harry. I don't believe in Hell, but for spammers I find myself wishing there were one, and it's nice to know that my favourable interpretation of your post was correct. The "hearts and lives" phrase was interesting, and I wonder how many sentences could be constructed with similar ambiguity. I shall go and ask my cat (obscure Hitch-Hikers' Guide reference)