>And across the North River from us, 9W,

Nay, 9W was a game Johnny Carson used to play, in which he would give the answer and the contestant had to come up with a question, sort of like Jeopardy. The name derives from the question, "Herr Vagner, do you spell your name with a V?"

One of my favorites was:

Shogun: How do you get fast service in a bank.


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