Here we have the Urewera (burnt penis) National Park

... which is, no doubt, where the Maori ate Spotted Dick - who was almost certainly consumed with gusto up until the point they cooked him.

Actually, I was told a number of years ago by a Maori friend that there is a mountain in the park which is called Uretutu which translates as "erect penis". I've never been able to find it on any map, for some reason.

Must've been a bad day for some poor sod when they started handing out those names. If you've seen the country the park's in, you'd understand, I think.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...