My mom heard a report, probably NPR, related as true. A young man held up a bank teller at gunpoint. After she'd given him all the cash in the drawer he noticed a bottle of bourbon behind somewhere behind the counter [a self-evident etymology, there?] and demanded it. The teller told him she couldn't do that. When he insisted, she said she didn't think he was drinking age and asked for identification---which he provided…

This is Binky, wishing you a pleasant from the rings of Saturn, signing off.