A short distance though it may be, I refuse to having anything to do with driving Jackie crazy in spite of her implication that I may set out to achieve this.

I'm much too worried about hanging on to the shreds of my own sanity to start hacking away at the crumbling foundations of someone else's. Don't you just love mixed metaphors?

Anyway, she'd be a pooh-bahette or a pooh-bahesse, wouldn't she? Sort of a pooh-bear in drag?


The idiot also known as Capfka ...