My dear Jackie - Chivalry LIVES -- In spite of the ugly rumours of its early demise. Would a Southerner ever not come to the aid of a damsel in distress? Of course not!! And all the more quickly if, as here, said damsel is a Southern Belle known for her grace and kindness, her wit and skill, and one who is far too ladylike ever herself to call for assistance. Dear Lady! How may poor Scribbler, ever your admirer, assist your Ladyship in this trying time? Your wish is my command, O Ruler of the Blue Horizon!