Marilyn Monroe
Always stole the show.
She was both funny and glamorous,
Making men amused and amorous.

Santa Claus
Does not obey Nature's laws,
But children do not find this odd
As the same applies to Jesus and God.

General Patton
Threatened to flatten
Any cowards or shirkers.
He wanted heroes and hard workers.

Field Marshal Rommel
Had an old Prussian Trommel
Which he would superstitiously beat
In order to prevent defeat.

Ho Chi Minh
Said the Viet Cong would win
Their war of attrition
If the US eschewed nuclear fission.