SCHEMOZZLE or SHEMOZZLE

PRONUNCIATION: (shuh-MAH-zuhl)

MEANING: noun:
1. A state of chaos or confusion.
2. A quarrel or commotion.

ETYMOLOGY: From Yiddish schlimazel (someone consistently unlucky), from shlim (bad, wrong) + mazl (luck). Earliest documented use: 1885.
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SCHEM-OZZIE - another of Mr Nelson's cockamamie ideas

SHEM NOZZLE - Noah's second son uses it to water the garden

SHEMOOZLE - a small session of making ingratiating small talk