Mae West
Felt somewhat depressed
When the Hays Code's definition of 'obscene'
Outlawed her innuendo on screen.

Tiger Woods
Certainly delivered the goods.
Five times he won the Masters,
Though his life has had quite a few disasters.

Konrad Adenauer
Exercised West German power
With great economic success.
(And they won the '54 World Cup – but I digress.)

Dad's Army
Was somewhat barmy,
But the British adore
A good sitcom about the Second World War.