Clement Attlee
Was sharp, but spoke flatly.
Liz Truss, by contrast, tries to orate,
But her acuity is not all that great.

Sir Keir Starmer
Wants to make British politics calmer.
Away with all this frenzy and mania,
And uncontrolled migration from Albania.

Only a madman
Would deny that Don Bradman
Was Australia's greatest batter,
Or the world's, for that matter.