SIMPLE SIMON

PRONUNCIATION: (SIM-puhl SY-muhn)

MEANING: noun: A simpleton.

ETYMOLOGY: After Simple Simon, a foolish boy in a nursery rhyme. Earliest documented use: 1673.
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SIMPLE TIMON - a foolish misanthropic Athenian, according to Shakespeare

WIMPLE SIMON - Simon, an itinerant peddler, travels to convents to sell clothing to the Nuns

SIMPLEST, MON ! - easiest thing for a Caribbean native to say