NUMPTY

PRONUNCIATION: (NUHMP-tee)

MEANING: noun: A fool.

ETYMOLOGY: Of uncertain origin. Perhaps alteration of numbskull, remodeled after Humpty Dumpty. Earliest documented use: 1985.
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LUMPTY - it's done at 4 PM with a cube of sugar

NUMSTY - the pigpen is awash with novacaine

NEMPTY - what you get your nickel deposit back for