Well, heaven to betsy - I gave you credit for spotting a sort of triple pun (antidiluvian/Webster/"no H" orthography), so I guess I'll crawl back under my stone now!

On the typos: my local rag printed a large advert yesterday by the major regionally-based education & training agency. It was for a Director to join the board - in an honourary capacity. Webster - who he?!