Tziki? That's tzatziki to you :-) how many cloves of garlic did you put in? .. break out some 'Rezina' and Yamas!

I offer some of Baveria's finest brew (virtual ale that is): although Löwenbrau (pronounced Lerven-brow please) is the most popular amber nectar, Augustiner is what the Baverians hold in highest regard, and they know their beer!

I don't think a virtual piss-up would work that well.