The position of bell-ringer was again vacant, and was duly advertised again.

Another man without arms came to apply. "That man who fell yesterday -- he was my twin brother. You MUST give me the same chance to do the job that you gave him!"

They led him up to the bell tower. He ran at the bell.. and he, too, tripped and fell to the ground hundreds of feet below.

The same man was again walking down below, saw it all, looked at the man, looked at the priest, and said, "Father, do you know THIS man?'

"No," said the priest again, "but he's a..."

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"...DEAD RINGER for his brother."