alethiology

Pilate to Jesus: "What is truth?"

Frankie the mouse to Arthur Dent: "Well, I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that if there's any real truth, it's that the entire multi-dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.
And if it comes to a choice between spending yet another ten million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money and running, then I for one could do with the exercise"

Thanks, tsuwm. I have not been taking notes, but dipsetic was such a gem, and so undeserving of the label "useless" that I was confident there must be many more where it came from.