Originally Posted By: LukeJavan8
Now you have to do it again today. I swear I'd never buy
cheap oakley sunglasses no matter how cheap.

Oakley: Not cheap. But Oakies: Big time cheaper than cheap!

I use to sell Oakies, mostly at flea markets, but that's where Oakley's private cops visited quiet frequently. Those dudes were serious about infringement. And I was just as serious about not getting caught. Didn't wanna miss class because I was in the pokey.

Yeah...I'm a common bastard...not too embarrassed to admit it...some students run carrying a football in a stadium to pay for tuition. I had to run carrying rip-off sunglasses through a parking lot.