"The Merry Minuet"

"The Merry Minuet" is a great tune, Max! "An' I dun't like enybuddy very much!" said Tom, whistling unsociably.

A few more "Swifties" since I missed 'em the first go-round:

I hate the Arctic, Tom stated coldly.
Like a cold day in hell, Tom jeered ambiguously.
I graduated cum laude, Tom boasted smartly.
We survived the hurricane, Tom gasped windily.
I'm grasping for straws, Tom said while tending bar... So I'm signing off till I have something better than straws to offer!--Tom said withdrawingly.