Very nice AC....I like a game of chess.

This is mine (I know the last line is too long, but I couldn't get the rhythm any shorter)

I spent all day at the Flemington racecourse
Did my dough betting on a dark horse
The favourite, a filly called Dawn
Stopped mid race for lunch on the lawn
Home I trotted, full of remorse, having giv'n my misses grounds for a divorce.