Addlestrop Faddlestrop
Rock in a tall tree top
Lullaby sung til you fall from the tree

Ladies in bombazine,
reading Vogue magazine,
Throw up their hands and say, My Goodness Me!

(Cross-threading to the Double Dactyl spot!)
-- and I challebge you to get more synthetic than the load of rubbish above, wofa!

I'm immortal until proven otherwise