Great story...and subject grin

I had to say it out loud to hear wither I do or not.
And I don't...well that is to say I kinda say 'ar mond'

No way can I insert the 'L' sound.

Same as Salmon. With that word though there is no 'sound' between 'sa' and 'mon' but if the L was deleted, wouldn't the word look silly!