(With apologies to crash:)

With its spotty rythmn and rhyme,
The limerick's no friend of mine:
"There once was a man...?"
Shoot, I don't give a damn.
I'll just sit here and drink me some wine.

I think of the form as psycho-haiku: The sky's the limit, but so is the meter and rhyme.


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous