OK, here's one:

Having to watch Alice eat her waffle as she sits on the edge of her bed bugs Bob to no end. “I must admit Estelle would have been a better partner for me,” he thought. “I’m so sick of lies and covering up. Maybe the stars will align at some happy place for me some day.”

Find the other six pests in there (besides Alice and Bob.)


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous