Yes, Welcome! I like the way you think.

Quick-Trigger Bob liked to boast
he could screw any girl on the coast:
"I'll usually finish
inseminate minutes."
He spent less time than that, though, in most.

And sticking to the perceived theme: GENERAL - GENITAL

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous