(I had a great one for this until I double-checked the actual meaning of sesquipedalian...)

A former young sailor named Jervis
Left his friends behind, back in the service.
Built sesquipedalian,
He thought himself alien,
And his paramours now all seemed nervous.


Last edited by beck123; 09/07/10 10:58 PM. Reason: make it mo' better

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