Well, since there are no takers, I'll move this along...

There once was a mayor named Thayer.
Loved his wife, but he'd often betray 'er.
He'd break the town's law
With each whore that he saw,
Saying "I simply pay 'er and lay 'er."


Last edited by beck123; 08/22/10 02:52 PM. Reason: Make it mo' better

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